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Class Demotivational Poster


Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.75/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the sex pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm

Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

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Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


ELEGANCE -


TAGS: formal class military
Rating: 4.7/5

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oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:31 pm
see what happens when dads walk out
HammerofHeeb - October 22, 2010, 8:28 am
I love the Army formals. Mine is first week of September. Fake boooooobs everywhere. As you see, even stripper get....classy?
VladTepes3 - October 22, 2010, 6:27 am
i almost didn't notice that.... but her thigh is just barely in the way...damn
Dangle - July 4, 2010, 2:40 am
correct me if im wrong, but is that her snatch on the far right pic? lmao 5L
spaidor - July 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
ah yes. true beauty always comes out.
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:26 pm
Nice 5L
Sean - July 2, 2010, 1:18 pm
This is hilarious. Nicely done.
forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:00 am
her pants fit to the color of her skin ...... wait...


IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


ZOMBIE OCCUPY -


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


BALLET CLASSES -


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

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hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.


BITCH, PLEASE - EVEN MARK WAHLBERG CAN SEE THAT JOHNNY GRAHAM IS FULL OF SHIT




OKAY CLASS - Hands Up If You Love Lesbians.


TAGS: lesbian okay class
Rating: 3.11/5

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Zagato - April 13, 2010, 2:39 am
notice the bitches who don't raise there hands.


THIS CLASS - makes school worth going to


TAGS: class
Rating: 2.36/5

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CLASSIC ROCKERS - Appearing soon at a Retirement Village near you.




INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.




CLASSIFIEDS -


TAGS: classifieds young exotic redhead
Rating: 4.28/5

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culos - February 1, 2011, 5:01 pm
a non Y mouse, 1L. Pity!


ALZHEIMER'S -


TAGS: alzheimer s classic scarlet gone with the wind
Rating: 4.46/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:11 am
... and regrets about eating that icing that arrived with her mom's card...


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


CATHERINE ZETA JONES -


TAGS: classic beauty michael douglas ill
Rating: 4.85/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 3:09 pm
Not too sure about being that dumb, she did marry rich. Really, I think even without makeup Catherine is still cute compared to some of the Hollywood actresses. Photoshopping - lighting-it's a given-but in the end-they still must have the basics-she does
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 12:30 pm
THat woman is dumb as a rock... or CEline Dion... whichever you prefer. And Face... you clearly can't identify poster backlighting when you see it!
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 12:20 pm
Mental note taken. I didn't even notice those grey lines. Thanks for the 5er.
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 11:59 am
Tellitlikeitis you should have spent 2 more seconds and got rid of the grey lines on the outside of the fake. It draws certain nitpicky people away from the amsomeness of the fake. I 5'd it anyways.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 10:04 am
Bahaaaaa...Cheers!
suenero - December 12, 2010, 10:00 am
Everyone was thinking it, but someone had to say. 5L's (Damn you for beating me to it.)
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:56 am

funny and de-motivating....awesome tellitlikeitis....awesome.


THE SPIT TAKE -


TAGS: classic anime cosplay cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

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- February 23, 2011, 10:48 am
Its good to know that misha misha really exist


BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS - A poor man's Star Wars. With a poor man's budget.




PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




HIDDEN GENIUS -


TAGS: hammy in class the younger years commi3
Rating: 4.81/5

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Hawamleh - November 4, 2011, 5:27 am
HAHA


The class was reading quietly -


TAGS: mr schultz class
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oldsod - December 24, 2013, 7:28 am
I think I need one of tho5e...
falloutghoul - December 23, 2013, 8:25 am
Send this to The5hivers.


CULOS -


TAGS: culos caught dead to rights he is a class clact
Rating: 4.04/5

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Bartimaeus - January 5, 2010, 7:21 am
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like the tribute.
culos - January 5, 2010, 5:43 am
Thanks for 'outing' me! 5 waxed lions from me!
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 4:52 pm
Right off the top of my head, I can think of three broads...I mean wishes. Butt genies are hard to come by, though. It takes a LOT of trial and error.
R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 4:49 pm
I don't know if I'd want 3 "butt" wishes. All having something to do with butts, I A$$ume?
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 8:24 am
Butt genie? 5L for the ROFWTF


NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.




JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL - I would take that journey


TAGS: classic retro music hot
Rating: 2.6/5

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martymcflysnr - February 13, 2011, 7:46 am
Yeah,that would be a short journey...to Jail!


ART CLASS -


TAGS: art class anime
Rating: 2.27/5


SENIOR CITIZEN SELF-DEFENSE -




EVERY CHILD IS AN ARTIST - The problem is how to remain one once he grows up. ~ Pablo Picasso




STYLE AND CLASS - In a land long long ago there once was....


TAGS: class
Rating: 4.65/5

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CLASS - It's always the winner.


TAGS: class v s skank
Rating: 4.28/5

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sickartist - March 6, 2010, 9:47 pm
Succinctly said. 5L


S E X I S M - You can be classy about it too


TAGS: classic sammich vintage
Rating: 3.89/5

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Zreiser - January 1, 2011, 5:29 am
Sorry, I didn't see the logo, but it's good to pay tribute at least a little bit to Ron for finding such a great photo. It's a great platform for many many jokes
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:43 pm
#35682
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:36 pm
Too freakin' funny. Now they're stealing from Ron. 1L
rerun - December 31, 2010, 5:43 pm

would have been better had you cropped out the "ronsart" logo.
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 11:28 am

for a new contributor...nice!


HEY JESS - Don't you hate the new school policy about handing in our weapons before class ?




A GREYBEARD - never changes his stripes


TAGS: class assignment greybeard
Rating: 4.89/5

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culos - July 28, 2010, 9:16 am
Thanks for the tribute, you're really not that far off, I went through 3 grammar and 4 high schools for similar reasons....5 Culi from me!
corbett06 - July 28, 2010, 12:20 am
i like this...5Ls for you sir
Zealot - July 27, 2010, 8:30 pm
Shock and Awe
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:01 pm
Beautiful! That was amsome airman!


DAVID -


TAGS: masterpiece male formed defined classic art small weenie lolz
Rating: 4.78/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:24 pm
In this situation, it's better to peek than peak.
jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 8:18 pm
Did you peek RL?
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
)
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
(good to know that RL is on a first-name basis with this... awe inspiring.... male.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 8:07 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwww inspiring, then?


WISHFUL IGNORANCE - "I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand." Sir Edward Appleton




I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DELIVER - from the Secretary of the Army May I come in, Mrs. Jones?


TAGS: handled with class and respect
Rating: 4.15/5

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thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:52 am
Oh... That makes sense! LoL I thought he was either suicidal, or a real dick. Or, perhaps, imitating his moniker.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:50 am

I thing he left out "never", based one first comment
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:48 am
I certainly don't envy them. Which is why I was wondering why that guy down there hopes his wife gets "the knock." :(
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:11 am

I cannot imagine the pain the survivors must feel. This is one of the truly poignent posters on this site. It makes me take stock of what I have in my life and thank those who have served, and especially those who have paid the ultimate price for freedom
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 9:11 am
Do you not like your wife...? :( That's sad.
il_smartass - January 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
my thoughts go out to any who has had to endure this... I hope my wife has to hear those words


LEARNING CURVE -


TAGS: i used to faint in health class
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - December 31, 2009, 2:38 pm
Heyyyyy. Welcome back. Hope you are well.
Matters_Not2010 - December 31, 2009, 2:09 am
still putting out quality work i see. keep it up.


NEXT SUMMER - The Kids Are Staying Home And I'm Going To Camp


TAGS: which way to the crafting class
Rating: 3.9/5

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shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 3:00 pm
mommy can i go to camp?


LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU #2 - Hippie artifact Can't stop the birth of metal So he goes along




OLD SCHOOL -


TAGS: rat pack class style real men
Rating: 3.85/5

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jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
The Rat Pack, it doesnt get any better than that
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 1:48 am
This, my friends, is what cool looks like.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 9:09 am
No flowers, either... GOOD FOR YOU!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:51 am
@The Goat. I don't think Dean Martin drank beer much. He probably downed that scotch like a shooter too.
The Goat - October 3, 2009, 7:32 am
Especially the beer on the edge of the table - you can't miss it it's the only color in the picture!
spacedog - October 2, 2009, 10:37 pm
Very nice.


SORRY, JIMI - I didn't see the cord Was that a take?




LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU #1 - Chiaroscuro sounds Ripping stars from the heavens Hammering the gods




THE PERFECT WOMEN - Your not the only one looking for her.




NO CHANGE? -




ACTRESS -


TAGS: sexy classic rita cubby
Rating: 4.95/5

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Cubbybear - October 6, 2010, 9:51 pm
Rita Hayworth...See Gilda. Ever see the Shawshank Redemption? Gilda was the movie the prisoners were watching.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2010, 9:50 pm
Rita Hayworth if I'm not mistaken.
Claire - October 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
Forgive my age, but who is that?
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:41 pm
Sad but true.
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 7:54 am
they sure don't make em like they used to. 5


BICYCLE -




EDOARDO PONTI & CARLO PONTI JR. -




NICE RIDE -


TAGS: woody classic car ride
Rating: 4.42/5

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loustertherooster - February 12, 2011, 6:42 am
there is a car there????
steph1 - February 9, 2011, 4:38 pm
yea, quite a sexy little thing - it actually is a "Fiat 500 Tender Two by Castagna" - google it or check these links: http://benzs.blogspot.com/2008/09/fiat-500-based-castagna-tender-two-ev.html http://www.autofiends.com/2008/09/castagna-tender-two-topl
culos - February 9, 2011, 10:18 am
Not too sure I'd fit behind the wheel with a woody.... Like it too
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 7:21 am

love it


BEFORE THE INTERNET - THE CLASSICS - EMMANUELLE -


TAGS: before internet classics emmanuelle just jaeckin
Rating: 4.32/5

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steph1 - February 12, 2011, 2:57 pm
@ culos - nice to see somebody else actually knows their classics - and with that you basically gave away yer age - btw: don't google for sylvia kristel's pics - not quite the same erotic look she used to have.
culos - February 12, 2011, 1:25 pm
Good old Dutch Sylvia Kristel, I knew her when I was 14 and she was 16.... I wonder if she kept her looks (just like me)


JUST LIKE A GHOST -




WE ALL GROW UP - so why shouldn't our favorites grow out


TAGS: disney classics
Rating: 4.2/5

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guyfox - August 5, 2010, 11:44 pm
it's nice to get recognition from a professional
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 10:18 pm
Princess Aurora...my fave after Tinker Bell. 5/5


FIRST CLASS -




THE CLASSICS - should never be tampered with




THE SWINGER -




IT'S GOOD! -




NUCLEAR WESSEL - One Ping and one giant ICBM




MASSAGE CLASSES -




LOVE IS GRAND -


TAGS: another papa bone gem classic
Rating: 3.59/5

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CANADA - August 28, 2009, 12:49 pm
they hit you where it hurts


NEVER GO AGAIST A SICILIAN - when death is on the line


TAGS: a classic blunder
Rating: 3.5/5

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frixxxx - July 28, 2010, 4:49 pm
I'm dyslexic GS, I meant to say the Coffee Nazi's were on SP (Stripper Pole) break!!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:19 pm
I can dish out 5 L's... but you still need an N, don't you?
Airman - July 27, 2010, 2:55 pm
well, remember that H passed away. Perhaps N is next
thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 2:48 pm
If I were a paid copy editor, I might proofread better. LoL But I'm not a dictionary!
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 2:45 pm
I thought I read a dialect in that title
Airman - July 27, 2010, 2:44 pm
agaist is sicilian for against..
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 2:19 pm
we don't take coffee breaks at Moti-HQ. We get stripper pole breaks, and sometimes our eyes are a little blurry when we first come back to the approval screens, and we see things that aren't there, like an "N"
frixxxx - July 27, 2010, 2:14 pm
Really? Are the SP Nazi's on Coffee break?


OWNED - Some just try to brush over it when they are outclassed.




WALK THE LINE -




IN MEMORIAM -


TAGS: life time natasha richardson death celeb charming lady class 1963 accident ski
Rating: 2.95/5

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Cheech - May 23, 2009, 11:48 am
damn I did miss a few letters on that one.
Bob chin - May 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
Or "uninformed" I believe
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:45 pm
Just an FYI I was engaged to and lived with a woman from Toronto for several years and there were several reasons she lived in the states Health care, Taxes and Weather. So while I may not be an expert I am certainly NOT uniformed.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:43 pm
Also if you took it as an attack on Canada I apologize. It was more of an attack on the President and the Dems who want to force socialized medicine on the citizens of the USA. I'm sorry you can keep it.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:40 pm
I know much of the details AND I am an EMS professional. I know what is and isn't important. With her situation time was of the essence if she had access to a CT that wasn't a 2 hr Ambulance ride away she "may" have survived.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:24 pm
She refused treatment for 2 hours before being taken to a Canadian hospital and then flown to Manhattan.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
The Country she was injured in had nothing to do with her death. Educate yourself more on the circumstances before you try to use someone else's personal tragedy as ammo to attack a whole country. She never waited at a Canadian hospital.
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 9:04 pm
I bet her outcome would have been different if she had her accident in the US. Where should would have gotten quality health care immediately instead of waiting almost 10 hours. Socialized medicine my ASS. My condolences to her family.


TIMMY - He's still trying to lose his virginity


TAGS: timmy virginity lose advert classified ugly repulsive
Rating: 2.44/5

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Sean - June 5, 2009, 12:07 am
Least you coulda done was pixel my phone number. Asshat! Hey wait a minute, the phone's ringin' ....


THAT MOMENT - When you realize Its probably a good thing you don't remember what you did last night




CLASS - Yeah the extreme leftists like Michael Moore and Sean Penn have that... WTF?!?


TAGS: homowood hollywierd class fags
Rating: 2.03/5
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 4:14 pm
Yet you can't find any problem in their logic worth listing here, can you? So please, stop posting.
HA HA HA - May 28, 2008, 3:26 pm
Liberals really really REALLY want to use logic, but they are incapable; by definition.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 17, 2008, 2:19 am
And caps lock faggotry to boot.
Mayor f Idiotsville - May 17, 2008, 2:18 am
Get this: the piece of shit who regularly utters the following words is talking about "class": "eat a dick. REALLY EAT IT YOU FUCKTARD!" That's rich.
Neal - May 15, 2008, 10:52 am
I think the point here is that... it takes a lot of "class" and "guts" to trash the President who is protecting our liberties. It really must be an illness to obsess on the Hatred of Bush as much as so many do.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 12, 2008, 11:48 pm
So then you agree with the point about Bush supporters and merely wish to add that they do not enjoy a monopoly on classlessness. I bet that on that point you and the previous poster dude likely agree. So it's all good.


SHIRLEY MACLAINE -


TAGS: class actress lady
Rating: 1.67/5

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GreyScorpion - December 16, 2010, 8:49 am
should have been rejected for being anonymous and needing a black border, 1L


Say Cheese -


TAGS: classic rerun jim morrison pose
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 10, 2013, 7:15 pm

at this point in my life, hair is good.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:19 pm

Only if it's braided, Priss!~
MissPriss - June 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
5LOL...in my case does leg hair count?


I just saw -


TAGS: you cant buy class
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:40 pm
Then why does he need the condoms?


For - Me - A - True - Life -




What's This Strange Feeling I'm getting Princess -




Philosophy -


TAGS: college class major theoretical philosophies
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2014, 12:47 pm
Lol! I love it! A 5L comment.
steve1961 - July 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Mental Masturbation? I wonder if that's why some people use one side of their brain more than the other...
EmilioDumphque - July 29, 2014, 7:52 pm
Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into...has anyone ever noticed that building before?
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:47 pm
I've done a lot of thinking over the years.....a LOT.


1957 Typing Class showing pwissy's mom learning a trade -


TAGS: typewriter smoking in class
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2013, 7:19 pm
You're lucky she never progressed further than a typewriter! She doesn't own a computer, so you get away this time...muhaha.


THIS IS WHAT FIRST CLASS LOOKS LIKE -


TAGS: airline first class
Rating: 4.75/5

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curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 5:08 pm
That looks more the the studio where they would make a p*rno film about a guy on a private jet, than an actual private jet.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
Whoa! What airline provides that?!?


DEMOTIVATION - When we will have lost our reality, we'll find new footholds in despair


TAGS: demotivation despair classic
Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - March 11, 2011, 5:21 pm

first poster....very solid. 5L


MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLIES - They tie-up staff too much.


TAGS: boy chair classroom
Rating: 4.45/5

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ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:58 am
hahahahaha galing nasabit ang upuan sa ulo hahahaha
Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:43 pm

lolz


no tunnels -




TOKENS OF LOVE -




SCIENCE CLASS - Bound to be a blast!




CLASSICS -


TAGS: classic games retro galiga boy
Rating: 4.14/5

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boinger - March 16, 2011, 2:52 pm
Galaga was, and still is, the bomb!
spacedog - February 3, 2011, 6:40 pm
Christmas sweater? His granny must be quite the character.


HOO BOY!! - I just swam in from Sheboygan and man are my fins tired!! Take my wife! Please...


TAGS: rodney dangerfield crab classic standup comedy
Rating: 4.13/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 9:29 pm
That you're crabby? Don't hate me Sean. I at least threw Rodney in instead of Henny ... That's something right?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
You are. You should be. And, LOL!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
Likening Henny Youngman to a parasite that eats and then replaces the tongue of a fish ... how the hell did MO get here before me? I know, I know, I'm an arrogant prick for saying this out loud, but I can't be the only one thinking it.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Ahhhhh... Maria... Revolution Blvd, Tijuana. I know her well.


envy -


TAGS: envy business class flying
Rating: 4.08/5

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trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:27 am
say that he arrived at the airport in his bare feet and an expensive business suit, and that he had never even seen his own shoes. I am doing a satire of that. The power of envy taken to the extreme. At least he kept his suit and tie!
trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:22 am
I agree that envy does control and used to manipulate. My idea is that the security guy enjoys wearing the shoes and socks of man who is wealthier and better dressed than he is - and that is he ALSO enjoys forcing the man he envies to (continued)
Ron2 - April 29, 2013, 3:39 am
Kinda makes me sick. People wishing for other people to experience it. Wealth envy. No greener monster ever. No more of a useless emotion created to control the masses.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:36 pm
I have seen those dapper executive types rushing through the airport with their fancy suits and the rolling briefcase. I wondered what it would be like if one of them had his shoes taken away. I liked the idea of him forced to cancel the shoeshine.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:05 pm
Ha! Thanks. I had fun with it. Especially the mind game part.
Silverheart - April 28, 2013, 4:58 pm

Nice one! I think I need to apply at the local airport... 5Ls


SORRY, ERIC - The tape ran out in the middle of your solo. You'll have to do it again.


TAGS: eric clapton cream classic rock
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - September 19, 2012, 5:56 am
Maybe "TAP" simulates the verb F*CK. Well, it could be!!!
CloudchaserS - September 18, 2012, 11:45 pm
I have to ask, why is the word spelled out by 20th, 1st and 16th letters of the alphabet auto censored?


MIN-MOD SCHOOL -


TAGS: as the new class starts
Rating: 3.95/5

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GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 10:01 am
innuendo?, That's spanish I think, I've heard Aggy yell it behind closed doors when he has company over...
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 10:00 am
can't let 'em get to dusty! then they taste funny
thatonechick - April 9, 2010, 9:42 am
Making you? You keep volunteering to "clap my erasers" or whatever innuendo that is.
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 9:25 am
She keeps making me stay after class!!
BoneCD - March 13, 2010, 10:59 am
LMAO...*wipes tears from his eyes* Thanks TOC.
thatonechick - March 13, 2010, 10:48 am
A+ or 5L, whichever is greater.


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ONE LION - It can be the Awesomeness




Due to the Economic Collapse -




AN AMERICAN CLASSIC - With his best girl by his side... He sings, Ooooooooooooooh I'm a...




BEAUTIFUL -




OH... - This is a MATH lab! Sorry, I read the sign wrong...


TAGS: math class
Rating: 3.54/5

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CANADA - February 2, 2010, 7:16 pm
THANK YOU!
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
*chuckles*
Fatt Matt - February 2, 2010, 5:08 pm
Good thing you're here yeo. I would never have realized...
[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
****SPOILER ALERT ********* ****SPOILER ALERT ********* He thought it was a meth lab


STRAVINSKY - "His music used to be original. Now it's aboriginal." --Sir Ernest Newman "My music is best understood by children and animals." --Igor Stravinsky




CLASSICS - Somethings never really need to improve... They strike a chord in the human heart, and they get the girls!




LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU #3 - No need for hi-hats Left foot sounds like castanets Essence of "heavy"




NO MORE PARTIES -


TAGS: party no class friends
Rating: 3.18/5

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BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
Is that Britney Spears?
Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 9:32 am
Cuter if she knows how to use that tongue... Both of us could benefit from her obvious skill...
CANADA - December 17, 2009, 9:00 am
the blonde is cute in a wierd way


TIME OUT - Economy class never looked this good!


TAGS: kid time out aircraft economy class
Rating: 2.81/5

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Shtoink - June 3, 2009, 2:18 am
oh ya they do! they fly in the rain and also when the frost gets defrosted. im being serious too! they also have the sprayer for wiper fluid
Mosethyoth - June 3, 2009, 1:55 am
Until now I haven't known that airplanes have such wipers.


LED ZEPPELIN HAIKU #4 - Dour and watchful eyes Session man provides the ground Great then, nowhere now


TAGS: led zeppelin music classic rock
Rating: 2.67/5

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TheSanityInspector - November 27, 2011, 10:32 am
It's John Paul Jones, the bassist.
Greeny - November 27, 2011, 7:53 am
Royalties are great, Especially like his, Ever more than I
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2011, 7:26 am
Pretty sure that's Robert Plant, and Barry Gibb is still alive.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2011, 6:48 am

barry gib....RIP


JOAN CRAWFORD - A style like no other, piercing eyes, a timeless look, and sex appeal that she knew how to use.




VICTORIA - She's Not Amused !




WORLD WAR ONE - Helping Teenagers Sleep Through Class Since 1914




CLASSIC PC GAMING - The Dungeons of Magdarr, some things are better left forgotten.




Name 3 Types of Rock -


TAGS: geology rock classic punk southern
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 5:02 am
when I was a kid, umpteen zillion years ago, I used to put the right answer down with answers like this in brackets! LUUUUUV this!!!! 5 LOL lions!
concern3 - March 22, 2015, 2:22 am
Love it, you're on a roll, so I think I'll call you butter another 5er


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